your fine petting duck

donrickles:

  • Chad Kroeger cowrote Avril Lavigne’s weird racist pop song
  • Chad Kroeger coproduced Avril Lavigne’s weird racist pop song
  • cHAD KROEGER AND AVRIL LAVINE SAT IN A ROOM GOOGLING JAPANESE PHRASES AND WONDERING HOW TO BEST USE A RACE OF PEOPLE AS PROPS!!!!!!!!!!1111111!!!!!!!!!!
  • CHAD KROEGER from NICKELBACK wrote down the words “LETS ALL SLUMBER PARTY” and PROBABLY SAID THEM OUT LOUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuD

my autocorrect just changed ‘i am sad’ to ‘i am dad’ the birds are singing the sun is shining and all the dad jokes are now mine

r u gay
Anonymous

grimelords:

gay is for horses

don’t you understand?

kissnecks:

knitmeapony:

My next million dollar idea: reluctant exercise videos with people who aren’t perky.

"Just five more… I know, I kind of want to die right now too, but let’s just power through it."

"Okay, new yoga pose.  It’s going to ache like a bastard until your hamstrings release, I’m not gonna lie."

"Stretch a little deeper… it’s okay to yell ‘fuck’ at this point, I won’t tell anyone."

yes

hungarian:

what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom

my innermost circle of friends are the ones that have sent me pix of their poops